When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
Get the Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.mug. by jerky boy August 12, 2007
Get the ring out the skin towelmug. A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010
Get the Should have put a towel downmug. The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
Get the 70's Tea Towel Holdermug. towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
Get the 2am Towel Grabmug. When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
Get the towel’s gambitmug.