An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019
by Pantshitter5 October 25, 2020
When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.
Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again
Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)
Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)
by Birdperson69 November 24, 2016
The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.
"So, Joe how was your weekend?"
"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
....................
Wife: "WHAT!!?''
.......
Husband: "Err''
............
Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
....................
Wife: "WHAT!!?''
.......
Husband: "Err''
............
Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
by He-Roe October 19, 2007
The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.
by Renegade April 12, 2004
This occurs as a result of when bored college students with crude humor (and no beer), and a fresh box of ego's come into play at a social gathering of the masses, a.k.a. a shindig or guy's night, where the participants thus sit around in a circle, or half circle for the more experienced games due to longer projection, and bop the one-eyed weasel whilst cocks are pointed at the specimen, usually a waffle, or a pancake if you like to mess up a good game do to lack of following the instructions, and thus calling the game Soggy Pancake, which is not as funny and we're still wasting time. The gallient players beat their meat until the ejaculant from every player but one has landed upon the waffle making it soggy. The last guy who couldn't "keep it up" must ritually end the game by consuming the waffle at once. And behold, another game commence!
And lo, sir Edward didst COME last in the recreational activities of the prestigious Soggy Waffle, and he did maketh a face of detest whilst consuming the warm goo upon the waffle's exterior, and there was much rejoicing.
by SirLarryCody2009 August 11, 2008