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Faux-Moon

A honey moon without marriage, or a vacation solely for the purpose of having sex.
-"Hey Brenda, would you like to go on a faux-moon with me."

-"Sure Bob, I love going on vacations and having tons of sex."
by RioDer December 21, 2008
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Moon Dick

Moon Dick

-Adjective / Noun

To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."

"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
by marzi_pan March 2, 2011
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Moon Bunny

The moon bunny is a NPC in a MMORPG called 'Maple Story'.
It can create 'delicious rice cakes', needed to finish the 'Henesys Party Quest'.
If this NPC dies, the Party Quest is over, but before it can even create rice cakes, it has to be summoned using 6 different primrose seeds.
Noob pq leader: "FUCK YOU STUPID MOON BUNNY, GIMME DEM CAKES FFS!"

Noob Mapler#1: "Guys...we phail..."

Noob Mapler#2: "What a waste of my time =_="
by Maximize Effort May 17, 2009
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Moon Dick

A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.
Kyle: Boy, that was rough last night. I think I have moon dick.
Taylor: Why are you telling me?
by The Decafe Coffey February 21, 2009
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Sailor Moon

A character in an anime cartoon of the same name. Her real name is Serena (at least in the American version) and, in a nut-shell, she a whiney little baby. However, when she is given special powers from her talking cat, Luna, she becomes Sailor Moon, a superhero who, with her team of Sailor Scouts, fights the power of the evil negaverse.
Sailor Moon: one of the best anime cartoons ever.
by anime master August 1, 2004
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POON MOON

A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.
That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!

The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
by Moltov Cocktease August 11, 2010
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Moon Hooch

Someone who wears semi futuristic/ultra modern clothes but in a revealing, "hoochie" if you will, sort of way.
Did you see Lady Gaga's outfit for the Grammy's? She is like the queen moon hooch.

Woah, that girl's outfit looks like she is a slutty Jetson. That girl is lookin like a real moon hooch.
by Not Leaky Bucket February 7, 2013
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