taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.
i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.
by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012
Get the taint raidermug. When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
Get the Tainted Soldiermug. noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013
Get the taint breakfastmug. Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015
Get the taint lobstermug. The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.
by Alan Nash April 1, 2016
Get the Taint Pocketmug. by Imafunny August 1, 2017
Get the taint trufflesmug. by JayFon August 16, 2011
Get the taint saucemug.