Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

by TheBayBender September 9, 2010

textdentity theft

sending texts from another person's cellphone as if you are them. usually in a joking manner.

Ted: yesterday textdentity thefted my sister and sent her boyfriend a picture of a towel with her cellphone
Joe:awesome

by Mr. chihuahua December 8, 2009

Thief

A black person found typically around low housing income.

"Holy Crap dude, the cop just shot a thief again"

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

name thief

A person who 'hacks' access to a username which doesn't belong to him/her without the other person's informed consent and/or any rights exclusive to the original account owner (e.g. an encrypted password).

Where multiple (identical) usernames are allowed, especially on large image channels such as 4chan: a namefag who 'steals' the name of a celebrity or acts as a sockpuppet for an existing user on another website.

Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia account was stolen by a name thief today!

by Torchickens December 1, 2010

Sunglass thief

A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.

I know bro, what a sunglass thief.

by Youzabitchbrah August 1, 2011

Spell Thief

A person who asks distinguished and talented people for their secret. Comes from "You never ask the wizard about his magic spells".

Jeremy went around asking for everybody's secrets, now they consider him a spell thief.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them

i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt

by gondla man October 8, 2014