Yogurt Shot

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.

Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .

by Library kid August 16, 2018

yogurt shot

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.

"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."

by spelchek December 11, 2013

yogurt rasins

a white person who wants to be black

some people think that Eminem is a yogurt rasin, but those who say that are profoundly retarded.

by bojzzle June 27, 2004

wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 14, 2013

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 15, 2020

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

yogurt streak

Lady cum on your weiner.

Dude, your yogurt streaks smell like fish sticks

by TheStreaker January 7, 2021