I went to meet my girlfriend's parents, but we got bored so we went to the attic, gave her a ride then she pulled a cat on me and I cummed all over her vagina. Now I have to raise a kid.
by SwissArmyHuntsman November 22, 2018
Get the cat mug.A crack/heroin addict usually hanging aroundon the street (In london at least) who will do pretty much anything for a hit, is continually looking out for number one and has proven themselves to be completely untrustworthy. A person who does not care about the comeback or consequences of the actions that they employ to get their drugs or drug money. They may often follow you in groups (central London especially) and try to offer to 'help' you get something before ripping you off. Although usually a cat has no 'hussle' whatsoever and just tries to bully or beg drugs of another user.
User 1: "Rio says J is holding. I'm going to go halfs with him on a bone."
User 2: "Mate, forget it, the geezer's a Cat You won't see him for dust."
User 2: "Mate, forget it, the geezer's a Cat You won't see him for dust."
by VanessaTheClipper August 26, 2008
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by DaddyBeast and his boys . July 7, 2010
Get the Cat mug.Originating from Longwood University, 'the cat' is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities...
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
Get the the cat mug.An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?
Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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