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Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
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Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.
Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere
by FSASYA August 12, 2010
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Drank Skank

1. noun: The alcohol equivalent of a cock block.

(interchangable with "king of the party foul")

2. verb: to prevent from attaining or drinking alcohol (especially minors)
1: parents that never leave, cerfews, younger siblings, and the worst of all the infamous bro-po or Brookline Police

"man i really wanted to have a party tonight but my parents are home, such drank skanks!"

2: "ugh the bro-po showed up and totally drank skanked us like 10 mins into that party"
by meskch August 15, 2009
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skank shift

A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
by Jim F. December 6, 2006
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slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
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Skank bun

A type of style for their hair that usually 'skanks' and 'sluts' wear.

It's a very loose bun, usually messy they hangs above or slightly behind their head.
"Oh, look. She is wearing the skank bun!" How fugly.
by KittehSpiceh December 27, 2011
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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