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Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
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Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12
That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes
by KöJøffə January 31, 2016
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Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.
by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023
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Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler
Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker
by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022
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Mr. Baker

A word used to describe someone who is currently a 612-month-old metallic organism that sleeps next to 27 guitars and enjoys renting two hundred new kids each year to yap about biology, basketball, skateboardz, food, music, his personal life???, & of course, DOGGIEZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;p
He channeled his inner Mr. Baker to explain osmosis by describing his dog’s explosive diarrhea in extreme detail.
by pseudokugod March 16, 2025
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Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
by TankR November 25, 2020
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Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream
by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023
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