Want to ride

-asking if she wants to ride you.

-asking if she wants to ride your penis / dick / cock / etc..

Guy: Hey, want to ride?
Girl: ummm I barely know you... but sure

by that_unicorndud May 27, 2018

ride stank

The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.

Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"

Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."

Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

Ride the Hydra

The act of tripping off of diphenhydramine hcl. A chemical found in sleeping pills and some allergy medication, a large enough dose acts as a deliriant, and can cause hallucinations, confusion, and one hell of a good time.

Last night I had an entire conversation with Abraham Lincoln before I realized he wasn't actually there. That's how you ride the hydra.

by Chessure October 23, 2012

Ride bitch

Taking the middle position when three passengers are riding in the front row of a car or truck. When two of the passengers are men, the woman sits in the middle to create a buffer, thus avoiding uneeded male-male body contact.When all three passengers are male,Then one is elected to "ride bitch!"

"Hell yeah he can ride with us, Jims' skinny, he dont take up no room,let him ride bitch."

by John Dog January 23, 2008

hay ride

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

ride or die

to be down with your husband/wife no matter what, through it all the good and the bad.

Thats my ride or die husband 4 life

by Fatima April 1, 2004

moustache ride

variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.

After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.

by tronald dump August 27, 2013