Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Tablecloth

When you don’t listen to what someone is saying and the first thing that pops into your head is “tablecloth”

Ummm...tablecloth?

by Tyler Hudson FBF January 26, 2018

tablette

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

Tabloesque

Making up lies to look cool on Twitter

Person 1: This guy tweets so much bullshit on twitter it's unreal
Person 2: I know fam, it's mad Tabloesque.

by Shvan October 17, 2019