Toolhood

the introduction into the becoming of a tool. when one has first become a tool, they have recently been inducted into "toolhood"

He's responsible for Richie's introduction into toolhood.

by CoconutAngel215 December 27, 2010

Tool

One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.

Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

by Calls em as I sees em November 14, 2010

Tool

Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

by NickKentucky December 1, 2010

Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

Tooawoo

Agreement in a nice friendly way to be hip and cool. In the fashion of Hipsters and awesome people

"I wish it was the weekend"

I wish it was the weekend Tooawoo

by Awesome man 101 April 11, 2011

Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.

1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"

by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011

toolerman

Somebody who always seems to get the best seat in the house.

The toolerman always gets the best seat in the house

by TakerT June 9, 2011