cow nipps

When a girls boobs appear sickly from inside of the shirt and hang oddly downward.

"Dude did you see Jessica bend down?"
"No dude her boobs are all inverted and weird they sag"
"LOL COW NIPPS"

by Bendak December 28, 2007

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cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013

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a fundraising event that involves fencing off a small area, spray painting boxes with numbers in them, selling raffle tickets with numbers matching the boxes, setting a cow loose in said boxed area and wait for it to shit and if it shits on your number you win

Y’all gonna go watch the cow plop s’evenin’?

by fucken West Virginians January 29, 2018

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impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

by BigBen\ November 12, 2009

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cows fly

the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.

A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.

by Spritaek April 26, 2011

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