When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.
Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.
by JMAC2 April 15, 2011
The act of being as late as a filipino, can be arriving to or starting an event. Originates from the philippines as traffic will always make you late. Usually relates to 30min - 1hr late.
Miguel "wasn't the show supposed to start at 7?"
Rica "oh they are running of filo time"
John "wheres rob?
Steve "filo time"
Rica "oh they are running of filo time"
John "wheres rob?
Steve "filo time"
by OAU January 10, 2011
by CCPhilly May 26, 2017
To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").
John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").
John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013
First used on the chappelle show, a sketch where three african american men and a chinese-american man go back in time to the 1800's to call a single slavemaster "a cracker" then later a honky.
"We are the time haters and we have travelled all the way through time to call you a cracker "
The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....
The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....
by The time haterszzzz February 17, 2012
The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.
Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!
Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?
Glen: Wow...
Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?
Glen: Wow...
by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011
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