molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

Van Dyke

A set of public housing buildings (projects) in Brownsville Brooklyn NYC.

You know Rell from Van Dyke?

by Zabaida May 7, 2007

shat van

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.

Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.

by The Tree Gremlins (Ketan Branch) December 29, 2005

rapo-van

van used by rapos usually with no or darkened windows to conceal rapo life

that looks like a rapo-van

by j jensen March 31, 2008

van-damntastic

An excamation meant to convey sarcastic enthuasiam when when your buddies obviously exaggerate about any spectacular action they performed related to any martial art. A anti-tribute to the movie kickboxer of the same name.

Buddy: "So then I just did a flip kick and knocked out like 18 people...."
Response: "That's just van-damntastic, ass-wipe."

by Vicar September 24, 2005

Van Wangus

One who drives riced out mommy van,puts exhaust and rims on it. Including neon lighting and subwoofers inside a mommy van. And has a handicap sign on the lisence plate. He also resembles Beetle juice from the Howard Stern show

"HEY look there goes Van Wangus!!!!!"

by Brownie April 20, 2004

Hamster van

Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled

"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van

by ZACH MASTER OF MEB! March 20, 2007