Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

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Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

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Dirt Bunker

Another term for anal sex.

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."

by J.Z.. April 30, 2008

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dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

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dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.

Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.

by CountLebula May 10, 2010

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