Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank
Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.
by GamerTaint February 20, 2021
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taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.
by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
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Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.
1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint
by tainter July 18, 2015
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Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022
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funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.
omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.
by Bernard p November 13, 2007
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