dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

by eve co October 4, 2009

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009

hammer blob

A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.

"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."

by Rogue89 January 10, 2009

vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

by joeevil October 28, 2015

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006

Jack Hammer

having a girl lay on her back on the floor with ass in the air while you are horizontal above her with hands on the coutch and feet on end table jack hammering the piss out of her.

Mike broke the table last night tying out the jack hammer on his new girl.

by batman63 May 28, 2006