Daddy Howard

Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.

He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.

The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.

Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.

Daddy Howard is retarded.

Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.

by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018

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Daddy issues

When a girl has an absent father and talks to multiple guys for attention and usually falls for guys tht are toxic and treat her badly, because she didn’t have that father figure in her life to teach her how a guys is supposed to treat women.

Kate has daddy issues this is the 10th Shitty guy she’s talking to

by Kaylow November 22, 2020

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pizza daddy

a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza

-ugh i'm so baked i want pizza
-don't worry i'll call my pizza daddy

by buttvaginadickerson July 11, 2014

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Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

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