The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

The Dinosaur Thing 

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.

Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"

The Dinosaur Thing by Furryblanket April 12, 2015

The Donny Difference 

The Donny Difference is heard in the popular movie "Ted 2" a janitor named "Donny" says to the head of Hasbro saying "I know which urinal you use, number 4. most janitors just flip over the urinal cakes but put in new ones, that's the Donny difference." and is also used as a secret password.

Friend 1 "Hey man, went I went to the bathroom they had fresh cakes in there."
Friend 2 "the janitors here must have learned The Donny Difference,"

The Donny Difference by 2spooky4me September 7, 2015

The Day Laborer 

When you fuck a girl from behind, while walking her around the room like a wheelbarrow.

Brad did the Day Laborer with Debra all night long.

The Day Laborer by Brad Toms July 17, 2019

Dc The Don (Daij) 

the most underrated rapper rn he is so fire his album Come As You Are (deluxe and not deluxe) are literally a 10/10 no cap

X: Yo do u listened to a song called '' WORST DAY :(''
Me: Yessir is from dc the don, daij is crazy, that nigga fire

Dc The Don (Daij)

Dc The Don (Daij) by DC THE GOAT NIGGA February 1, 2021

tapioca in the dark 

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")

-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"

tapioca in the dark by titty slapper May 20, 2014

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...

Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis) by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009