Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 29, 2015

fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.

You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.

by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018

Cactus Jack's

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.

Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.

by Sophssels September 8, 2025

cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

Cactus

A sex toy that grows in the wild

Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse

Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?

by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020

cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 16, 2019