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Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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cactus

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses
by Twilight_Eclipse September 5, 2016
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Cactus's'

cac·tus·is
ˈkaktəs/is
noun
succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.
That's alot of cactus's' growing there on the baby cactus farm, wow.
by Atowne August 15, 2016
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Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.
I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.
by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018
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cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.
I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer
by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018
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Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy
OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS
by Sugar2 October 16, 2019
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Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
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