Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.
Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!
by fransky December 16, 2007
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Jasper, Texas

An excellent town that has been blackballed by a single crime committed in 1998. Three white men dragged a black man to death behind their truck. It should be noted that non of the white men were from Jasper. Jasper is a great place to live, but not to go to school. The school system is very corrupt with power addicts.
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by knowitalljpt January 06, 2011
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Hardin Texas

the most BORING PLACE ON EARTH!! Its only a place where rednecks, hillbillies, plastic christians, drunks, fat slobs, crackheads, & old people call paradise!!!!
Hardin Texas is the most boring place on earth!!!!!!
by i hate hardin May 27, 2010
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Texas Timex

Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.

When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
That guy was wearing a Texas Timex in the gym the other day.
by Ham Hock March 13, 2007
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bandera texas

A small hick town in south central Texas known as the cowboy capital of the world. Beyond the 30 bars and churches cluttering mainstreet lies many meth labs and shit youd see in the movie kids or gummo. Pretty boring place, so all the kids turn to smoking weed, drinking heavily, or hanging out at Boyles and or sonic parking lots. A good music scene if you like country, and dontr move here if your black
i took that girl sarah from bandera texas to pound town last night after we left 11th street.
by dirtydizzle20 January 29, 2011
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Tyler, Texas

Tyler is no longer a dry city as it turned damp in the last election. A group of city leaders, including Tom Mullins--Head of Economic Development, campaigned for Finish the Ballot to allow for the sale of beer and wine for takeout. Critically acclaimed Stanley's BBQ had a fund-raiser with three bands, a buffet, and yard signs. Cries of prohibition ended 80 years ago rang out through the city. Admittedly, one Baptist church unsuccessfully tried to have the proposal banned from the ballot. The hypocrisy and waste of gas to drive so far is over, unless you want liquor. As for the worship of Sarah Palin, President Obama lost 73-26 to R-money in Smith County! No Democrat has carried the county for president since Harry Truman. Don't blame me.
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by bohemiotx November 17, 2012
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texas thin

Predominantly used to describe women who, in any other setting outside of The State of Texas, would be considered slightly larger than the average woman. Not 'fat', but bigger. Women described as such often also have a 'large' personality as well as posses a penchant for rather exaggerated up-do hair styles.
Bob: Dude, what's up with your date? You usually go for the anorexic type!
Shawn: What do you mean? She's hot!
Bob: Dude, she's fat.
Shawn: Nah, she's Texas Thin.
by Shawn Mahoney June 27, 2008
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