sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

sergnt

the term use to call/responde to a sgt of marines lazily, not recomended to for use.

yes sergnt

by PFC of Marines April 28, 2009

Sergeant Vicky

Someone who likes to have sex with animals, especially dogs, and call them 'soldier' throughout.

'I saw Sergeant Vicky sucking off a rottweiler last night'

by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009

Snergin

A snergin is someone who is a "snog virgin".

Casey; "I snogged Bradley last night."
Poppy; "Omg! I'm still such a snergin!"

Casye; "Don't worry, someone will snog you soon."

by snergin. July 13, 2009

Smergly

A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate

"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"

"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".

by Jburbank February 5, 2010

Serge Act

Provision by which an individual pokes, prods and if necessary steps forward and drops the hammer when the intended party remains in a contemplative mode.

He wasn't makin' a move on that house so I popped the Serge Act and got it with a slammin' contract!

by TRD1 July 15, 2010

Skergit

1. The left over of some type of food that nobody wants.

2. A real queer.

Nobody wants your goddam skergits man!

by avaguy December 18, 2010