Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.
A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.
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Get the stump fucker mug.Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
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