stratejizz

(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.

To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.

Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!

by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021

Strategy call

What Chris Cuomo has with his brother Andrew Cuomo to help Andrew with ufap

Why does Andrew Cuomo need a strategy call from his brother anyway? Doesn't he have more competent lawyers than ChrisCuomo?

by Sexydimma May 23, 2021

shrakesh

shrakesh is the most talented funniest sexiest mutual ever and she owns the word “ok”

shrakesh: oh ok
ginalinetticonfetti_: UR SO FUNNY OMG I LOVE YOU SO KUCJ UR LITERALLY MY GODDESSS OMG

by ginalinetticonfetti_ June 3, 2021

Strategic Stratege

A genius, unorthodox strategy, typically used to bamboozle an enemy in combat. Can also be used as a general term for a smart plan.

Well he's bloody gone and done it, he's pulled out a strategic stratege!

by pareppa July 15, 2021

Stragedy

A stragedy is a plan to complete a specific task but instead of ending in triumph it ends in failure. It is a strategy that is so disastrous it is a tragedy.

That sounds like such a stragedy

by Italiansienna August 9, 2021

strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.

I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.

by always hopeful August 20, 2021

straberry_elf

Straberry_elf Is a gacha tiktoker who is omnisexual and has a girlfriend who is dating ariswishesxox she is also very kind

Straberry_elf is my favrot tiktoker

by Straberry_epf straberry September 3, 2021