status plagiarism

Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.

"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo

hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"

by franc black December 14, 2009

Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 11, 2010

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 21, 2010

status ho

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

by Jules A February 10, 2009

g status

G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.

-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...

by Cuthell February 23, 2005

Statue of Liberty

When you're too much of a loser to have a friend to do the Eifel Tower with.

His friend bailed, so he had to Statue of Liberty instead of Eifel Towering me

by Azraels_kitten December 15, 2010

status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

by nink February 07, 2008