Sprung Monkey

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

by RYTOE November 6, 2003

sprung

Sexually aroused. Lubricating, as in a woman's vagina.

That girl is sprung.

by Craig S. Andersen October 15, 2003

scrunt

a term used to describe something cool.

That's super scrunty!

by Candace December 24, 2004

Sprung

What a Carly does to a Kyle

You got me so sprung baby

by ONESPRUNGMAN July 10, 2017

Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens

Wow, he's really sprunking.

by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018

Sprunk

The sudden closure or failure of a computer software.
Synonymous with crash.

I was playing GTA San Andreas from the new GTA trilogy on my switch and the game sprunked after I spent too much money at the vending machine.

by SuperSprunker3000 November 22, 2021

Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020