cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever

I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.

by humanfatw June 18, 2010

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008

saratoga

a rich suburb of San Jose. Kids party like crazy. even though far from oakland, the youngstas are reppin the hyphy movement. you see benzos and beamers all over the joint and the cops are fags.

partay in the big TOGA tonite, as in we gunna party in saratoga cus thas wer da money at

by Jacksonvile August 11, 2006

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Scratchgasm

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.

I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

scratchy

the kid in school who is not expected to be anything in life. The fall back person when you or a friend is in trouble.

The loser kid nobody wants to talk to would be referred to as scratchy.

by Dustin Vincent April 28, 2005