Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Splatterhorn

The crap that gets on the bottom of the seat when poop splashes.

The housekeeper was disgusted when they lifted the seat to see the splatterhorn that was left behind.

by keshrin August 29, 2017

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018

sluttercunt

Not too cunty to be just a cunt, but too slutty to be a slut.

He’s a sluttercunt.

by Msssswoodie November 22, 2017

Sluttering

The equivalent of sexting prior to texting.

Mrs. Smith and Mr. Jones have been sluttering over the past few months..
Circa 1960

by Kspenst November 30, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Splitters

Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.

(Amanda flashes Greg)

You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...

by Rizznitz June 2, 2018