Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

sploosh

When you've consumed a lot of liquid and your tummy gurgles.
Must be laughed at when it happens.

Greg: Don't fill up on so much water, Krissy!
Krissy: Whatever.
*sploosh*
Greg: Hahaha!

by I unno April 25, 2008

sploosh

Droplets or puddles of urine often found on toilet seats or around public urinals.

Guy 1 (wating for cubicle):"I need to shit so bad!"

Guy 2:"Dude, there's a free cubicle right there."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but there's sploosh all over the seat man."

Guy 2: "Gross!"

by BIGUP WGC January 24, 2011

splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 18, 2005

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006