splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 19, 2005

frump factor

clothes that your mother would wear and tries to get you to buy when she shops with you

mom: honey, this shirt is so cute! let's both get one.
daughter: i would never wear that. it totally has the frump factor.

by pamambily January 19, 2005

clant

the lint-y residue found beneath the breasts (man or otherwise) post-sweat, pre-shower

bob: man, i gotta take a shower
sue: make sure you get that clant!

by pamambily January 19, 2005