frump factor

clothes that your mother would wear and tries to get you to buy when she shops with you

mom: honey, this shirt is so cute! let's both get one.
daughter: i would never wear that. it totally has the frump factor.

by pamambily January 19, 2005

clant

the lint-y residue found beneath the breasts (man or otherwise) post-sweat, pre-shower

bob: man, i gotta take a shower
sue: make sure you get that clant!

by pamambily January 19, 2005

splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 19, 2005