Spart

sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. basically, a little bit of both

youre so spart

by adem_atas May 3, 2018

This is Sparta

A phrase that people put in their signatures to appear cool, because the average noob does not know what "THIS IS SPARRTTAAAA" means, but realizes if he did know what it meant, it would be rather funny.

Johns Signature: THIS IS SPARTA D<
Noob: lol! wait wha?

by Ivy Shyzz January 25, 2008

sparta

The more accessible half of At the Drive In. Sparta made two tremendous albums in the same time it took The Mars Volta to put out 15 minutes of listenable material surrounded by 60 minutes of pretentious, prog-rock, Zeppelin rip-off, utterly boring nonsense.
I have listened to all three CD's, and seen both of these bands live, and conclude that Sparta is far superior.

"Man, I got totaly lost listening to the new Sparta record last night with my girlfriend."
"Really, I just listened to the Mars Volta album and fingered my anus 'till the sun came up!"

by kindgeezer August 25, 2004

sclart

spermy condom lube fart

After being taken advantage of all day Sunday afternoon, Jimmy had to squeeze his ass cheeks together all the way home in order not to sclart.

by slick my jimmy August 19, 2009

sparting

When your partner farts in your crotch while spooning.

Whenever my lover can't stand the gas I pass in the house, I remind the time there was sparting in bed.

by spacebarshift September 15, 2009

Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

spartan fingerbang

fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig

i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.

by dirta jack September 25, 2009