Entertainment Sock

A sock that is used as a cock sheath in order to catch a gentleman's relish.
There were no tissues left in the box so he reached for his entertainment sock.
by rhymen78 August 29, 2013
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Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.
Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!
by TWEFJ November 29, 2019
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Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)
Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot
by DickNamedDavid83__ December 13, 2019
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Half Sock

Half Sock is a universal term invented by Almighty Raf, MT, and VN in Statistics class. It is most commonly practiced to BS an exam.
I'm about to half sock the crap out of this test.
by The one and only Almighty... December 10, 2018
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Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.
We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.
by SoggyBottomz July 02, 2015
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Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.
Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.
by Victor Strange July 25, 2010
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brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 04, 2005
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