Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

Snuggleboo

A sexual nickname, often given by a spouse or significant other.

Hey snuggleboo, how was work?

by Alimali3 March 7, 2009

SnuggleCock

The male reproductive organ in homosexual couples who snuggle, cuddle, spoon, etc following sexual activity. SnuggleCock is nonexistent in lesbian couples and orgies, but is occasionally found after two men engage in sexual activity with each other. In such cases, SnuggleCock is used as a name to refer to the penis being placed between the thighs of the other partner from behind.

Stephen: *snuggle*
Michael: I'm enjoying the experience SnuggleCock is bringing me :3

by Pseudonymous0907 October 3, 2010

Snugglepussy

noun

Usually found in the northeastern part of the United States, the Snugglepussy tends to be quite energetic and at time, extremely violent and ferocious. What gets most people hurt is the cute and beautiful appearance of this creature. They assume it is friendly cute animal..but they are wrong. Stay away from it. If you're lucky enough not to get mauled, it will certainly rape you anally.

"The Snugglepussy lurks in the dark at night, searching for her prey."

" 'Help! A Snugglepussy just fucked me in the ass!' "

by NiggaManino September 2, 2011

Snugglepuss

When a man (or women or “other”) doesn’t just lick or kiss the pussy, they give it their full undivided attention and make love to it with soft forehead, cheek, and lip to lip cuddles. While Snugglepussing, your only goal and/or expectation is to caringly cuddle your honey’s cunny. To truly Snugglepuss, you must let your soul bond with the soul of the holiest of holes and show it that you see it not as a person, but as the exquisite piece of meat that it is. Don’t be afraid to whisper sweet thoughts to her most precious areas and let her pussy know how special it is to you. When using your hand to Snugglepuss, you should sensually cup your hand around her pound mound in a spoon like fashion to keep it warm and give it a sense of safeness and security. Snugglepussing often leads to snugglefucking, but should never be done with any other intentions than snuggling the pussy. If snuggkefucking does occur after you Snugglepuss, be patient! There’ll be plenty of time for post coital Snugglepussing once sex has commenced. Once you and her pussy are fully relaxed, don’t be afraid to fall asleep snuggled up between her legs with your cheeks cuddled against her sleeping lips.

Last night after a hectic day Harry came over and gave my pussy a well needed Snugglepuss. I expected him to just quickly attack my twat in order to sex me, but instead he made love to my labia and cuddled my clit. He cares SO much for my kitty and shows it when he Snugglepusses me! ❤️

by Harry Balzonya 181 July 20, 2021

smugglemuffin

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008