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Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023
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During English class I had a long sneezure, but sadly, I never sneezed.
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My girlfriend who makes me feel warm n fuzzy (n snuzzy like a snuzzle).
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A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.
That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.
by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010
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