Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.

I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.

by KnightOnion December 18, 2020

Venom Sneeze

The sneeze

“What y’alll doing?” the famous phrase of Mr. Sneeze; Venom Sneeze being alternate pronunciation and spelling of his proper name

by SquidGarnt July 31, 2024

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018