Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 04, 2017

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote December 20, 2017

Sneezed at night

If you sneeze at night that means you should call biman.

I just sneezed at night i should call biman.

by bimxn August 24, 2022

sneeze and snap

when a bigger guy has sex with a smaller guy -- and everyone's afraid that one sneeze would snap the smaller guy in half!

I was out at 440 Sunday night, when this "sneeze and snap" come on to me, obviously wanting some hot sex!!

by sfocuteguy November 20, 2013

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.

When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.

by WorldlyWordsmith March 17, 2022

Sneezing

When someone cums in your nostrils, and then you blow it back out.

"God, I'm gonna make you sneeze."

"What's that on your face?" "Oh, I was sneezing."

by Booberryboobs October 16, 2022