Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016

To pull a sneaky

1. When one purposely fucks with your mind.
2. To get Bamboozled.

Steve Ross: ‘Let’s go ahead and use a clean dry, big brush. I had a spare there, see, I pulled a sneaky on ya’

To pull a sneaky ~ 🤠 ~

by citizenofkurtistown April 28, 2019

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Snobsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. It has been dubbed "The Beverley Hills of the Desert."

Stereotypically, the girls are tan blonds with fake breasts; the guys are preppy and rich.

(This is just what I'm told. I love Scottsdale.)

"Those girls act like they're so cool in DADDY'S Audi! They're totally from Snobsdale."

by RoddickRemixed September 18, 2007

snowbesity

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

by mattsmack March 7, 2015

Snive

A person, place, or thing that has the characteristic of being over the top weird, sneaky, funny, like no other.

After Maddy pooped out of a two story window, Abby said, “WOW, that was really snive Maddy!”

by Snive-Ann November 24, 2018

topless snowbirds

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.

Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!

by Françoise December 1, 2007