smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.

I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.

by Shaydawg July 01, 2014

Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass

James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked

by Yung_Harold March 26, 2021

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 20, 2022

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca March 28, 2018

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by April 20, 2022

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 03, 2021

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018