smoking monkey

a person who looks like a monkey, and smokes alot.

casso is such a smoking monkey.

by trfc4eva May 24, 2006

Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

Smoking Gun

When a person takes a hit off a joint or a drag from a cigarette, holding the smoke in and sucks a dick before releasing the smoke.

Jen was nervous about doing the smoking gun, she took a long hit before taking Eric's dick into her mouth, taking it all the way in a couple of times, before pulling off and releasing the smoke.

by Jack 'em May 6, 2009

smoking bone

Fireman who is overly motivated to extinguish the fire.

When Jones grabbed the nozzle and ran into the flames, I knew he was a real smoking bone.

by Phillip Roshko December 18, 2003

Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

Smorange

to smother into a state of unconciousness; to smother.

Sarah smoranged her popcorn in salt-butter.

by smorangelover April 1, 2008