Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Smart Ass

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.

"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"

by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023

Smart mouth

When someone knows how to give oral sex so good that it makes anything they do wrong ok.

Girl your not mad that he spent $1,000 on his bike? No bitch,he got that smart mouth.

by Amyfl19 September 23, 2023

Smart dumbass

Someone who is dumb but is smart enough to realize they are dumb

Not to be confused with smartass

“Man how did I get that wrong I am so fucking stupid”

“Hey at least your a smart dumbass and not just a regular one”

by Whhwhwhwhss October 11, 2023

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.

Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024