bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

the spanish smack

when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere

yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.

by rico mauripoo suave February 25, 2008

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

Smacked Cabbage

Someone with a foul, ugly or disgruntled look on their face

Bitch got a face on 'er like a smacked cabbage

by Gooberlicious Goobers August 12, 2008

smack the pope

The act of masturbation; spin-off from flog the bishop.

Bobby O' likes to smack the pope.

by Rrivers September 26, 2008

poddle smack

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!

I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.

by shufluffy December 20, 2008