uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

seductive swimming

when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.

did you see that guys seductive swimming?

by joebooty67 July 29, 2017

Start swimming

The phrase "start swimming" is a phrase used by teens to tell someone to fight. Start swimming is a nice and fun way to tell someone to fight.

You wanna talk shit? Hoe start swimming!

by Letsmakesomewordsgoviral June 17, 2018

Overhand swimming

The same as the front crawl, but it refers to the freestyle version(not professional). It is a bootleg way of saying it. People who don’t professionally swim usually use this word. It’s common among old timers.

Bob: Hey Cathy! Have you been practicing your overhand swimming?

Cathy: Yeah! Sure have!

by Imarealboy69 November 12, 2018

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 25, 2018

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019