shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

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clean-shaven

What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).

"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"

A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."

"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).

by sightsinsights April 23, 2018

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No Shave November

no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.

My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.

by PaulettaRoberta November 3, 2013

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Shavesque

To have one's head shaved in the style of Britney.

"That is a very shavesque haircut, Mary"

by Megacide April 22, 2007

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Shavenostic

n. A shaven person who holds that the existence of the ultimate 'stache, and the essential nature of manfuzz are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to one's own facial hair.

A: Would you like to join our church?
B: No, sorry, I'm a shavenostic.
A: What's that?
B: It means I worship the almighty mutton chops of holiness and my measly pencil 'stache is all I'm bound to.

by jewleo March 1, 2011

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