Shavenostic

n. A shaven person who holds that the existence of the ultimate 'stache, and the essential nature of manfuzz are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to one's own facial hair.

A: Would you like to join our church?
B: No, sorry, I'm a shavenostic.
A: What's that?
B: It means I worship the almighty mutton chops of holiness and my measly pencil 'stache is all I'm bound to.

by jewleo March 1, 2011

shavedstick

Verb: Used to describe a man’s balls and penis which are totally hairless, thusly making them appear much larger then they really are.

Danielle says Glenn, shavedstick looks so big
David shave his balls too

by chris50m February 17, 2006

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020