Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Scrunklefuck

The most adorable little scrunkle ever who everyone else hates for a good and understandable reason but you don’t because omg look at them and also because you’re delusional (no offense)

Gamzee is such a cute little scrunklefuck I love him with all my heart (platonic)

by Kankri January 23, 2024

Shrunnel

A portmanteau of "Shrimp" and "Tunnel", used when talking about Shrimp Tunnels

"Got a new Shrunnel for my Shrimp Tank."

by Luke Right March 28, 2024

Shruncle

A shruncle is a uncle like figure that steps in if a uncle is unfit or leaves. They are usually more relaxed and fun then an average uncle. Normally a younger age in reference to the niece or nephew, with normally only a 15 - 20 year different.

Sometimes referenced as a 'cool uncle', a shruncle may also step in if the present uncle is unfit.

While it is uncommon, you can have a shruncle with no prior uncle.

"My Shruncle is the best!" "It's been nice having my Shruncle around after my uncle left for his new wife."

by Duck_expert April 2, 2024

shrink the game

Form of saying to act more mature or more in nature of the occasion.

Gary is acting really silly and childish, he needs to shrink the game.

by Conns12 May 2, 2024

schrunky

when a person's penis consumes most of the oxygen supply in their body leaving little to no oxygen for their brain causing them to be a little stupid and have a bad memory and weak physical health.

this might happen due to an abnormally large penis.

1:'hey did you see the new guy in college? '
2:'yes, words going around that he's kinda schrunky'

by that schrunky guy May 9, 2024

Scrunkly

Sephiroth Plushie.

Guy 1: Dude I just ordered a sephiroth plushie
Guy 2: A scrunkly :)

by Kids stuff May 18, 2024