cube shaped balls

used as a form of insult to the deadliest degree

"Holy fuck! Is this Italian sideburn hair?"

"You bet your cube shaped balls it's Italian!"

by Bobo Skellington June 27, 2008

Crossing Shields

Similar to crossing swords, but for women.

Hey Stacy! Wanna pee on each other?

OF COURSE. I LOVE CROSSING SHIELDS!!!!!!

by AllOutBattle September 5, 2011

Riot Shielding

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.

Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it

by Svenalator August 20, 2018

make shapes

To make shapes; to get something done; also used when instructing another to execute a task which they have been saying they will complete it for some time now; to deal with a problem in an efficient manner.

Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.

Your mother said she would make mississippi mud cakes a week ago, they still have not surfaced, to her you say: "Hey Mum, you better make shapes with those mud cakes round about now hey?"

Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"

A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".

by Olivia Anderson August 22, 2006

shipenis

{shi pee nis}
Noun

Fecal matter covered penis or "shity penis".

Dude, whats that smell, are you sportin a shipenis?

by MightierSword July 7, 2010

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006

Shape O'Clock

The time, for which Shapes are eaten. Shapes being a flavoured (pizza, BBQ, Cheese & Bacon etc.) snack cracker make by Arnott's in Australia, and are of limited availability overseas. The are probably one of the best snack busciuts out there.

'Okay everyone, lets crack open these Shapes its Shape O'Clock!'

by Stray_89 September 1, 2009