No Shit, Sherlock!

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

Sherilyn

a total freak of nature that loves to just have fun; normally found in a library or watching a movie; avoids cars at all costs

What you reading Sherilyn?" "Noooothing." "Into the Land of the Unicorns again? Really?

by The Queen of Fire July 7, 2010

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Encrusted anal entrance

by Ste April 6, 2003

Sherb

1. something so unbelievably awesome that it can only be described by a nonsensical word.
2. something so downright sexy that reducing it to words by actually describing it would never be equivalent to its actual sexiness

"That's so totally sherb, bro."

"Did you see that guy we just passed?"
"Yeah, way sherb!"

by dallyrothgahr July 11, 2009

Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"

Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sherlock holmes morning

When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.

After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.

Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?

After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.

I had one hell of a sherlock holmes morning, I woke up on a park bench with a dead squirrel.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

sherz

a word to punctuate the end of an instruction or question.

"would you like a cup of tea, sherz?"

"put the kettle on, sherz"

by Hannah Sherzpard January 8, 2004