shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more

Dude she slurped the shaft juice

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017

Shafting

Shafting is a synonym for pegging, when a shaft is stuck a hole in the lower half of the body.

Yo, me and jeff were shafting last night, my butt is still sore and a little achy.

by skidibi rizzler March 3, 2025

Discovery Shaft

A penis going into a new hole.

Can you go in my back door with your Discovery Shaft?

by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021

frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017