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Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.
"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"
by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010
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Shipping

Pairing one person with another person, usually happens in TV shows and opular video games, like Xenoblade Chronicles, Pokémon and Zelda Games.
Me: I ship Elio X Lillie.
Shipper who ships lesbians: Well I ship Selene X Lillie that's better.
Shipper who ships gays: lol you guys are idiots Elio X Gladion is the best.
Me: Elio X Lillie is underrated, as should be canon. I really like them as a couple which links to Shipping am I becoming too meta?
by ShiningSunShipper August 6, 2018
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Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.
Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.
by BigBad June 9, 2007
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Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.
Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.
by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011
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slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut
eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped
by tommywebo March 4, 2011
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slapping the ass

A movement of the hand that results in smacking that ass forcefully. This is also qualified as a turn on for some fifty shades of grey fans.
She was slapping the ass.
by Everybodywaskungfufighting November 11, 2015
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