Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

sauceome

an efficiently spoken derivative of awesome sauce, used to describe only the most awesome of things

"Dude I saw a lion leap from a cliff today on Planet Earth and he flipped three times in the air!"
"Sauceome."

by sha-ah-ahm June 8, 2007

chill sauce

It means chill the fuck out, relax.

guy1: "Yo dude my curfew is at 10 pm we got to leave now!"
guy2: "Chill sauce, its only 7"

(just sounds very cool)

by priten January 15, 2009

awesome sauce mccoy

A term describing something that is great, awesome, or otherwise a good thing.

Dude, that video was the awesome sauce mccoy!

Yeah man, it was coffee grain mccain.

by Kikkomaso April 6, 2009

Sauceman

A being of pure Sauce with ultimate powers of amazement

Sauceman is amazing, I love him.

by Sauceman January 10, 2004

Weak Sauce

Adj.
1. Describes the lamest of the lame. The epitome of awful.

1. That bud was weak sauce.

by Kieran Rousch January 14, 2006

noob sauce

A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.

Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.

by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006